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A boy you drag into your closet and is forevermore at your disposal. Coercion is usually involved. Kiss him, pet him, fuck him, cause he's your closet boy.

"You're cute. Wanna be my closet boy?"
by zenith21 October 04, 2008
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An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.
Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.
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1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.
Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!
by _ December 09, 2003
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