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A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde
She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.
by 420 Eminel December 24, 2008
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