in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner
by woundedgazelle July 14, 2005
Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.
"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God."
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God."
by reznor = god July 2, 2007
Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch
by scott 007 August 30, 2006
The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.
Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009
You get me closer to God.
by Genius13 June 17, 2005
Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.
by Eddy S. October 16, 2007
Usually a Baseball team's best relief pitcher. He comes in for the last inning to "shut the door" on the other team and preserve a tight game when his team is on top. As opposed to breaking balls and offspeed junk, he usually comes in and throws his outstanding fastball and, typically, slider.
The 8th inning is the real last chance for our sox to fight back. Mariano Rivera (most acclaimed closer ever) is warming up in the bullpen.
by Amaury Warfield September 30, 2005