close call 

When something almost happens. Especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.

Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.

close call by Philco January 15, 2008

closetable 

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

closetable by Porno Joe February 15, 2005

Close Call 

When something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn't be doing.

Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!

Close Call by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013

close call 

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.

Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.

close call by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014

Closecicle 

1. Adj. Nearly being hit and/or run over by a train, bus, automobile, quad, or other mode of public or private mode of transportation. (Not including scooters. See scootcicles.) 2. (N.) A close encounter with a fast moving vehicle (again, not including a scooter).

Example for adj.: “Zounds, that was closecicles! I almost got hit by that segway.”

Closecicle by Manolio April 15, 2007

Closenal

Up close and personal

The building was way too Closenal for me…

Closenal by Parafig10 May 7, 2026

Captain Closealot 

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

Captain Closealot by The Double E August 26, 2023