very very close friend 

what you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when you dont want other people to know.

K: So brian and me were-
S: your very very close friend brian?
K: hahah. yes...

very very close friend by Zrrrr April 24, 2008

Close Friend Inflation 

When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.

Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.

Close Friend Inflation by TheRealMrCoincidence September 2, 2012

really close friend 

going out...aka Love...aka couples...aka...love

yah..she is just my really close friend..im with her all the time...JUST A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND

really close friend by SAMAAAAArrasras June 17, 2008

close female friend 

Close female friends who share a bed and both of their husbands probably died of “The plage”
Tragic really :(

I heard that Sarah and her close female friend Beth are going to a lake this weekend.

close female friend by Sapphic Oak July 8, 2022

closet friend 

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.

I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.

closet friend by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008

Closet Friend 

A good Straight friend of a gay individual that is still in the closet. Tends to help the gay friend stay in the closet.

Enrique Iglesias was Ricky Martin's Closet Friend, he always knew Ricky was gay after watching him sing Livin' La Vida Loca... But decided to help him keep the secret.

Enrique: Ricky you are so gay, livin la what?

Ricky: Livin La Vida Loca Closeta Amigo! (Closet Friend!)

Closet Friend by Rossperot999 December 28, 2010

Closet Friend 

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

Closet Friend by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020