1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.
2. When you step on dog poop.
3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.
4. Any doo-related major life experience
2. When you step on dog poop.
3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.
4. Any doo-related major life experience
"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
by mindenoodle February 11, 2010
1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
by carmenarmen February 11, 2010
experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities
i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010