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chosofuck 

The owner of this page: literally one of the funniest mfs you will ever meet.
HUGE choso stan
chosofuck stans: "PLS FJSJFJS DID YOU SEE CHOSOFUCK'S POST I DIED OML"
unseasoned mf: "who?"
chosofuck stans: "this is why you aren't swag smh"

Cornfuck 

The act of shucking corn by inserting entire cob with husk into anal cavity & performing the Vagal Maneuver (bearing down as in a forced bowel movement), thus expelling freshly shucked corn. For best results use a virgin sphincter. After eating corn, husk will become more malleable and easily removed manually.
"Hey Dicky, go cornfuck 12 ears for supper, we havin company."
"but mom....we had corn last night & my asshole is bleeding & the doc said I gotta wait a week....cant Edwin do it?"

Clofuckis 

Catching Hepatitis while in the act of coitus inside of a clothing changing room. More common with white boys with a small penis and asian girls who thinks drinking orange juice prevents pregnancy. Hepatitis B is especially caught after you are cheating on your girlfriend.
Matheus Leao Moreira is a Clofuckis

corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.
corfuckingtado by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

cornfucker 

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

Cornfuckled 

The constant confusion when conversing with another.
I'm really Cornfuckled right now.
Cornfuckled by staceyyy.x June 26, 2014