Top definition
Clopen is the act of closing at work one day and opening the next day.
Dude, Monday and Tuesday are gonna suck because I have to pull a clopen. I'm off at midnight and have to be back in at 8.
by JK651 January 07, 2007
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
2
In retail closing shifts often end between 9 and midnight and opening shifts start between 7 and 9 am. A clopen is a portmanteau of closing one night and then opening the next morning, thus having as little as eight hours to eat, sleep, and shower between shifts. Depending on the kind of retail and the hours involved, clopens can be a mild annoyance or a brutal test of human endurance.
I'd love to hang out tomorrow night, but I'm clopening, so I won't get home until midnight and then need to be up at six am~
by DexRicon July 07, 2009
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
3
At a place of employment, having to close one night and then open the next day.
Damn, I only got four hours of sleep, I had to clopen at Starbucks today. I hate my boss.
by UnleashTheThrashards February 22, 2008
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
4
To work shifts where you do a closing shift and then the next day an opening shift.
Person 1: What's your work schedule this weekend?

Person 2: I have a clopen. I work closing shift on saturday (2:30pm-11pm) and then open on sunday (7am-3:30pm).
by fullofjoy20 May 08, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
5
In mathematics, a set that is both open and closed.
The union of the closed intervals |0,1 and |2,3 is a clopen set.
by Raptor007 January 27, 2009
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
6
When one works a closing shift and the the next day works an opening shift
Man, I've gotta clopen on thursday
by DrEdrection November 06, 2010
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
7
The term for closing and then opening in a retail job.
Man I can believe I have to clopen twice this week.
by Kirkbridian January 12, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush