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Cloop, Clooped, Clooping 

To hit somebody in the testicles while off guard, but only during a time of competitive game play with a very close friend. Both these are crucial points in classifying nut shots as clooping; this must be an ongoing war/competition between two friends trying to find the right moment when to move forward with a spontaneous attack to the nuts.
Friend A gets home from work, and greets Friend B outside on the Cloopfront porch, as they both continue to smoke their cigarettes. Once Friend B finishes his smoke, he turns around to walk back into their house. Friend A reaches down,and with a striking vertical blow/karate chop, racks Friend B in the balls screaming "Cloop bitch! You've been clooped"

Friend A walks by friend B and back hand slaps friend B in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. While laughing Friend C asks friend A what they're doing. "Clooping" Friend A calmly replies with a smirk on his face.

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping circa 2011
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To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day
I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.
Cooped by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014

Gettin''Clopped 

The act of pouring hotsauce in your eyes in an attempt to get the powers of "Cyclops" from X-men
They were gettin''clopped behind the bleachers at yesterday. Do you think the xmen will take them?
Gettin''Clopped by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019

cooped up 

To confine in or as if in a coop.

Surrounded by an enclosure, cage, or some sort of restiction as for poultry or small animals.

An uncomfortably confined space.

A prison.
I've been cooped up in my room for the past two weeks preparing for this exam.
cooped up by Deridas November 10, 2006

Gettin' Clopped 

The act of pouring hot sauce in one's eyes in an attempt to obtain the powers of cyclops from X-men
They were gettin' clopped behind the bleachers at school yesterday. Do you think the X-Men will take them?
Gettin' Clopped by Hotyeet November 10, 2019
Getting rekt in 2021 by either bad luck or bad choices
If you don't put a stop loss while chasing a 300% pump you wil get clopped
Clopped by RandyModnar January 12, 2021
An elegant, meditative high that is much more sedating than simply "chopped". I.e. chopped with a twist
Tyler: Carl's been locked onto that couch for DAYS maan, how'd he get so chopped?

Kyle: He ain't chopped bro, he's fucking chooped.
chooped by TACOBELLCRAZ June 2, 2015