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an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
by paul C November 04, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.
"That fish is a clonker"
by NAZZER April 18, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.
Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.
by FisherFitzpatricks April 02, 2011
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'
by Desmond Houghton III November 08, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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You have a Clonker
by erhgz January 06, 2015
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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