Coonophobia 

When someone is terrified of a coon

Wow that coon really scared me. I think I have coonophobia.

Coonophobia by JJAB103 June 13, 2019

Clownophobia 

The RATIONAL fear of clowns. Commonly and justifiably used to describe one's fear and disgust with yellow- or green-toothed humans, hiding behind white face paint and other heavy makeup.

Poncho: Hey daddy, can we go to the circus?

Daddy Mark: Sure, as long as we stay away from those creepy and disgusting clowns!

Poncho: Oh, of course, daddy. I'm afraid of them!

Daddy Mark: Yes, son. We both have, "Clownophobia!"

Clownophobia by MTinPHX September 4, 2011

closetphobia 

Scared to become a homosexual

Friend: hey wanna go to the pool
Me: No sorry I have closetphobia
Friend: what’s that?
Me: I’m scared of being homosexual

closetphobia by Travis Dmoney Scott April 7, 2020

Condophobia

Afraid of condoms. And the condom challenge

"Make sure you use protection"

"I'm scared to..."

"Let's do the condom challenge"
"Hell no I'll die"

Condophobia - Afraid of Condoms

Condophobia by bunnyhop23 March 7, 2016

colonelphobia 

The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.

"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."

colonelphobia by KalKennedy April 8, 2010

Clogophobia 

The fear of clogging a toilet.

Steve: I need to buy an extra-strength plunger.
Todd: Why is that?
Steve: I have clogophobia.

Clogophobia by Dick C. Normous March 14, 2010

Condophobia

A dis-belief of condoms

“Will you use a condom?”
No I have condophobia

Condophobia by Dev6661 May 31, 2019