A planet in the Doctor Who universe, it is an undesirable planet, and the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius. The species of the Two planets are similar, but seem to despise each other.
Clom was one of twenty seven planets stolen from space and time into the Medusa Cascade by the Daleks. It could not be found since the time inside the Cascade was off by a single second. The Twenty seven planets were to be used to create a reality bomb, which would destroy every universe and every life form, except those who were in proximity of the bomb, making the Daleks the only living beings in all of existence.
This plan was thwarted by The Tenth Doctor, Donna Noble, and the Clone Doctor, and Clom was returned to its rightful place in the galaxy.
Clom was one of twenty seven planets stolen from space and time into the Medusa Cascade by the Daleks. It could not be found since the time inside the Cascade was off by a single second. The Twenty seven planets were to be used to create a reality bomb, which would destroy every universe and every life form, except those who were in proximity of the bomb, making the Daleks the only living beings in all of existence.
This plan was thwarted by The Tenth Doctor, Donna Noble, and the Clone Doctor, and Clom was returned to its rightful place in the galaxy.
The Doctor: You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius, are you?
Abzorbaloff: No! I'm not the swine; I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet.
The Doctor: Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?
Abzorbaloff: Clom!
The Doctor: Clom?
The Doctor: "Clom's gone? Who Would want Clom?!"
Abzorbaloff: No! I'm not the swine; I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet.
The Doctor: Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?
Abzorbaloff: Clom!
The Doctor: Clom?
The Doctor: "Clom's gone? Who Would want Clom?!"
by HatMan! January 5, 2009
by Defo not Clom February 22, 2019
"hey John did you get it in last night"... "Yeah man I was clomming her shit for hours"
"we just picked up an ounce!"... "CLOM! I'll get the bong out"
"we just picked up an ounce!"... "CLOM! I'll get the bong out"
by John McClom October 25, 2011
The unit used to measure the depth of the vaginal cavity. Approximately the distance from the tip of the middle finger to halfway up the forearm.
by Abbyflail May 18, 2011
A sacred festival honouring the Great Clom and how he saved us all from eternal damnation. It takes place every year on 30 February in a field in the middle of Norfolk. The Festival of the Clom consists of grown men and women running in circles around a large fire screaming 'Clom' while wearing nothing other than beige socks pulled all the way up their legs and crocks. All that sustains these people is the alcoholic delicacy known as Doye (fermented cat hair mixed with crude oil). This festival lasts for 3 days
Dan: Oi, are you going to the Festival of the Clom next week?
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!
by Shlidmobile January 15, 2013
by The Shucken Men October 16, 2009
clomber
1st eg: I need to clomber my room
2nd eg: im clombering for my penny
3rd eg: im clombering around
clomber (clom-berr)
1st eg: I need to clomber my room
2nd eg: im clombering for my penny
3rd eg: im clombering around
clomber (clom-berr)
by imcool27 April 1, 2022