Ulcerative Colitis 

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face

Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

Ulcerative Colitis by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011

clotis

cyclopian mistress of the night. she is well renowned for her expertice in prositution and gormet cooking. She knows what she wants and she gets it by means of force. When angered, she has been known to rip genitals from their bodies.

ex. One time, a woman named Pichona managed to flirt with Clotis' boyfriend. Clotis grabbed onto each one of Pichona's nipples and pulled until her soup de jours hit the floor and splashed all over the place. She didn't want to do it, but she was left with no other choice.

clotis by chrisonio gamsco June 18, 2011

cloits

A muscle group of unknown location in the body. Originally introduced by Strong Bad of www.homestarrunner.com fame.

It can really accentuate my abs, and my...cloits."

cloits by Gryff March 8, 2004

colitissed 

verb.

-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea

I colitissed the shit out of that mouse because it was looking at me funny!

colitissed by oxcol September 8, 2010

colitis touch 

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

colitis touch by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014

Cloutism 

When a niqqa is only about the clout (LIL Baby and only LIT songs)

Someone : "Cartier glasses I won't even peek at you"
Me : "You have more Cloutism than RIch the KId!!"

Cloutism by AzizTHEGREAT September 25, 2018

Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.

"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."

Constructive Clitisism by PatBen22 February 21, 2014