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simp in pimp’s clothing 

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
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fibre clothing

fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing

noun

1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas

2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs

3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama
"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."

"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing 

1.)Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness

2.)A person who is "two-faced"
1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."

2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."

1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"

Closing The Goddamn Door 

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

Cloinger 

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".
Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...

on ice clothing 

New clothing brand that is expected to rival Supreme, Bape, and Gucci.
Y’all niggas bouta cop that new ON ICE Clothing shit?

Clothing 

The shit that you wear
Clothing by Alomar January 26, 2005