What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

A stupid shit.

just like a jerkass but more of a clod than a jerk

An overrated, overhyped Duke basketball player that peaked early season. He went from 1st place best shot to 5th. ALL he does is get the ball, pump fake, dribble over then shoot. In the ACC Tournament he crippled Duke. He threw up the ball everytime he got it in the Maryland game, largely contributing to their loss. He has no defensive skills or ball handling. Now that his shot is gone, he sucks.

A beatis is like a clod or fool, with specific regards to one who is

A loud upstairs neighbor that tromps around the room all day with heavy footsteps.

Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.