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act of knocking someone the fuck out!
Hey biatch, you got clocked!
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clocked as in you want to clock a new friend/sexual partner.
"so dave you going to clock jenny tonight"
"i already clocked her"
by P.Kong October 18, 2009
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Verb: To notice or suddenly see something.

Predominantly Scottish (?) use.
"I walked in the bar and clocked my mates waiting for me."

"I've clocked the look on his face and decided not to bother explaining."

by mardy379 October 09, 2007
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Recorded, Timed. Usually referring to the speed/time of a motor vehicle.
"The cop clocked me at 230km/h in my new skyline."
by Diego September 09, 2003
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to get clocked is to get caught out. mostly used to suggest being caught out by boydem, though also family, or partners. lol
"she clocked onto you nicely..."

"i used to shot until boydem clocked me"
by §håÐðw May 21, 2004
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To be called out on what you're trying to hide.
Say a tranny's walking down Polk St. and you notice some five o'clock shadow and you're all "tranny, PLEASE!" And thusly, said tranny is CLOCKED.

Alternate forms: Clock; clockage; clockable; clock-worthy; clock around the clock
by Parker Day February 07, 2008
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