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when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.
I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.
by RobynG November 14, 2010
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When a coworker or other issue stops you from leaving work on time. Compareable to cock-block.
I had plenty to do tonight, but I got clock-blocked at the copy machine and left later than a motha-fucka, son-bitch.
by bizzk August 29, 2008
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When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.
Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
by What About Bob January 22, 2013
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When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.
Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!
by clockblocker April 18, 2010
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When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.
Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
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Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!
by Tieranei October 09, 2014
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When the Ps3 gives an Error code due to misconceptions of how leap year works, thus preventing you from playing your games.
"Dude, did you get to play Heavy Rain last night?" "No!, I got clock blocked by my PS3!"
by Doberman112 March 01, 2010
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