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when a woman's clitoris is so big it looks like a cock
dude, jason told me he went down on mary jane the other night and about threw up when she chubbed a clock.
by goobsatpit September 19, 2009
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When your girl's clit is bigger than the size of your flaccid cock.
Tom: Yo man, you end up taking Emily home last night?

Graham: Yea bro, bitch had a clock the size of my forearm

Tom: Word
by The Taint Slurper November 11, 2012
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An item you use to to tell what time it is. They can be very decorative, and handy to tell you what time it is.
by lunar shadows January 06, 2005
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Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.
You like the clock.
by Stuart November 18, 2003
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pretty much a fucking ticking timebomb that fucks you around when getting ready for school or work and sits there ticking minute by minute whilst you are getting ready. often ticks faster if you are in a hurry
"julie its 6:30!!"
"what the fuck!!!??? , the clock was 3:00 a minute ago!!!!"
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Noun
Originated in Decatur, IL

An individual who lacks the basic cognitive ability to make decisions. This individual is plagued with a mediocre existence and will have trouble finding a significant other. When given total freedom, a Clock will often wallow in caves of failure.

Clock can also be used as an ethnic slur against every ethnicity imaginable. It is officially the greatest one-up word to combat any other ethnic slur. If someone calls you an ethnic slur, call them a Clock and prepare for dinner - because you're going to be feasting on tears very soon.
Frankie: "Yo, John Madden is such a Clock. I don't know why they ever let this guy call games."

John: "Hey, Fred, you're such a {insert offensive ethnic slur here}!"
Fred; "Bro, you sound mad. I'm just thankful that I'm not a Clock."
*John is stricken with grief and sobs softly in the corner of the room*
by TheRealDuplicity October 29, 2011
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the thing that rings on the hour showing a woman when its time to fuck
BITCH its its 4 o-clock time for fucking
by Horny bastard January 09, 2005
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