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Noun. Clothes and personal belongings
Gonna get me some new clobber.
by KrishnaBoy December 01, 2003
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2
To get struck with great force.
"his car got clobbered by a freight train".
by Dan Drzewiecki November 04, 2003
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Clothes, you wear your Clobber.
" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "
by John Gaskell March 06, 2004
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(Programming) To make a change or a call in a program which unintentionally overwrites the current value of a variable.
Yeah I fixed that bug - PrintPage was clobbering the cookies.
by ectoraige May 16, 2003
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1. The act of thrusting oneself to another human being with one's own head and/or body parts.

2. to utilize the body as a weapon to inflict harm upon one or more persons in the proximity of said body weapon.
John and Kameron love to clobber each other on the daily, no homo.
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Person 1: Hey, did you see that naked picture of Chris Brown?
Person 2: Yeah man, some clobber on him
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