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A cloat is a throat clearing action that is incredibly grotesk.
She has this nasty cloat and then hacks out a big old ball of phlegm(flem)....
by MaryMarybeth May 11, 2008
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The female version of a choad. The skin between the pussy and asshole.
Eww you can see lindsays cloat sweat through her shorts.
by dank williams March 07, 2012
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A fat swelled pussy.
I fucked Tanner so hard you could see her cloat through her shorts.
by dankwilliamsjr March 09, 2012
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