clermontman 

Footballer mostly known for disappearing in decisive games but scoring against lower-ranked teams like Eibar, Clermont Foot, Lens, Mallorca, Maccabi Haifa, Jamaica, Estonia...
Also does Pepsi commercials

Synonyms: Eibarman, Pionel Pepsi, Pessi

Jacques, french villager: I was born and raised in Clermont-Ferrand. My grandpa used to tell me stories about Clermontman, a goblin from ARG that travels to my city when we're playing. He assists 3 goals and then ghosts until the next Clermont game. I still have nightmares that hes hiding in our stadium.

clermontman by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 15, 2022

Cokered 

A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.

"Hey has anyone seen Timothy anywhere?"

"Nah mate, he's probably cokered out somewhere."

Cokered by Project AV April 16, 2013

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Clergevil 

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.

As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.

Clergevil by YAWA April 18, 2015

courtesy clerk 

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.

The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.

courtesy clerk by T_T March 22, 2009

Grammaton Cleric 

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane

Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric

Grammaton Cleric by space time lordf August 2, 2012

Caker 

A derogatory term for a Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Cakers have bad taste for absolutely everything, including music, film, sports, food, style and the opposite sex. Cakers love and get drunk off cheap beer and put ketchup and maple syrup on almost anything they eat. Cakers are big fans of hockey and follow the sport religiously. Toronto is the Mecca of Cakers.

A: What is Eric doing today?
B: You know, the regular, play NHL and drink beer
A: Wow, what a caker
B: Total caker

Caker by TowTruck December 31, 2012