Covering Flush 

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.

I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.

Covering Flush by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010

busy as cats covering shit 

busy as cats covering shit--multitasking and any acitivity performed in a reckless and haphazardly fashion

We don't have time to admit another patient,we're busier than cats covering shit here in the I.C.U.

busy as cats covering shit by rita finn January 26, 2004

Clittering 

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.

Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?

Clittering by Ksmitts December 7, 2009

covering shorts 

(FINANCE) the situation in which a derivatives trader with a short position is wrong about the behavior of the market. Having sold shares of stock he doesn't own, he is now compelled to buy them at a higher price than he sold them for (in order to reimburse whomever he borrowed the shares from).

If the short position was taken by writing naked options (i.e., issuing call options of stock the trader doesn't happen to have), then the trader has to buy shares of underlying stock in order to honor the options.

It's extremely expensive for traders to have to cover their shorts.

The surprising stock rally came as a shock. Nicholas Leeson had been riding high, but now he was furiously covering shorts, and driving the share prices higher still. By closing bell, he was ruined.

covering shorts by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

Jamie Olivering 

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money, buy expensive ingredients, and make food that ends up tasting like shit. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.

"I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?"

"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."

"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"

Jamie Olivering by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013

clickering

When you take the remote control to one of your televisions, then go around your neighborhood to random people's houses and changing their channels through their windows. Works best when you have the same cable provider (cox, digital cable, verizon, etc.). It is incredibly hilarious, for it leaves your neighbors scratching their heads as to why their channels keep changing.

Bob: Hey, remember when we were smashed drunk and we went clickering?
Marv: Yeah man! That was fun shit!
Bob: Yeah, I know. That guy thought a fuckin ghost was changing his channels.
Marv: AHAHAHAHAHA.

clickering by bby em January 21, 2009

Chilvering 

When a manager decides to add pointless jobs to the end of a shift with the intention of maximising time spent at work and minimising time spent at home with his wife.

Employee: “We’re done, time to go home”

Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”

Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”

Chilvering by MasterCater69 February 14, 2021