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clitoritch

The condition of a womans Vagina when it is unwashed or has an STD. (From the words Clitoris and Itch)
"Sue slept with that dude from the bar, He Didn't wrap it an now shes got Clitoritch."

"Man, I really need to grab a shower, I'm starting to get Clitoritch."

"That chick i hooked up with was a burner, She must had Clitoritch cuz now i got the Itchy Dick"
clitoritch by Ramirez_inc May 7, 2007
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Clidditch is when you're watching Harry Potter play Quidditch and you're playing with your girlfriends clitoris to see if you can score before Harry does.
My girlfriend loves watching Harry Potter because she knows I'll start playing Clidditch. She wins either way.
Clidditch by Bodinkie2015 January 19, 2019

Clitcatcher 

A sexy pair of women's underwear; usually wet and floral scented
She looked sexy in her clitcatcher
Clitcatcher by Channel32Gasm March 7, 2011
pussy hound loves the taste smell and feel of the beautiful clit
Just looking at it turned me into a complete clitwit.
clitwit by the roadrunner January 14, 2005
A man or woman who loves the look...taste...feel and excitement of the clitoris
When I look down at my lovers beautiful pussy and that little nip peaking out I turn into a complete clitwit!
clitwit by the roadrunner January 16, 2005

Clitwit (also Clit Twit)

The Female equivalent of calling a member of the Male gender a 'Bellend'.

Can also be used to describe someone who has no idea what they're doing when it comes to the Female genitalia
Kate - "That Woman is such a Bell End"

Dulcie - "Wait that doesn't work, what's the Female equivalent of a Bell End?"

Chuck - "I think you'll find that's a Clitwit (also Clit Twit)"

CuntWitch 

Coined by Matthew Lynch on Wednesday 20th July, it's a witchy looking person who's also a cunt or visa versa.
Kate is a CuntWitch
CuntWitch by Matthew Lynch July 22, 2012