Top Definition
A person who instructs another about the location, stimulation, care for and general wonderment of the female clitoris.
He attempted to tongue-punch my fart box, so I became his clitutoris and showed him how to make me cum. Then I came all over his face and chest because I am a good clitutoris.
by LeeKeeHo January 01, 2011

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