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The females excuse for a Dick, Penis
Not very visible unless rubbed vigorously
by Martinique Vespuckie December 16, 2003
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the little hangy part of the punan, located above where you insert the chode
Debbe's clitoris is so crusty she has to use vasoline
by DebChristinaLau April 22, 2003
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' The clitoris is the sweet spot of the entire female apparatus. The jewel of the Nile! So threatening is the mighty clitoris that it must be relegated to a backseat to the vagina in a play that has nothing to do with female parts! The vagina is nothing more than a baby-making tube that has nothing to do with real sexual pleasure in a woman! '

--- 2012. Roseanne Barr. "Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm." (Page 126).
EXAMPLE:

' She was always doing loyal things like that, always rooting for her man, always rooting for Dwayne.

' And Dwayne tried to reciprocate in little ways. For instance, he had been reading articles and books on sexual intercourse recently. There was a sexual revolution going on in the country, and women were demanding that men pay more attention to women's pleasure during sexual intercourse, and not just think of themselves. The key to their pleasure, they said, and scientists backed them up, was the clitoris, a tiny meat cylinder which was right above the hole in women where men were supposed to stick their much larger cylinders.

' Men were supposed to pay more attention to the clitoris, and Dwayne had been paying a lot more attention to Francine's, to the point where she said he was paying too much attention to it. This did not surprise him. The things he had read about the clitoris had said that this was a danger---that a man could pay too much attention to it.

' So, driving out to the Quality Motor Court that day, Dwayne was hoping that he would pay exactly the right amount of attention to Francine's clitoris. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 15 (Pages 150 - 151).
by Dinkum February 25, 2014
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A small nub outside of the vagina. Every women is able to orgasm from it, unlike the gspot. The gspot's location is known to be a smart part of the clitoris, so few women can orgasm from the gspot only.

To stimulate the clitoris and bring her to a real orgasm, the palm job technique is my favorite. The palm works the clitoris. Use oil/lube.
Her: You are only teasing me. My clitoris is 3 to 5 inches inside of me. Yes the gspot stimulates it, but I want a real orgasm. Please, please... I need release. Give me a palm job. My clit babe and get the lube.

Video: on xvideos website search how to make a woman squirt every time or palm job. Then click the first.

Him: you look so hot when you convulse uncontrollably after my PJ.
Her: your a real man =)) I love you.
by bigjack January 01, 2014
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1. the fictional body part which is supposedly the source of female sexual excitemenht, as propagated by popular urban myth
2. the biological equivalent on the female body to the male penis, which enlarges with sexual arousal
(1) Clitoris? What's that?

(2) The clitoris, when engorged with blood, is easily located at the apex of the labia minora.
by 1337 d00d July 01, 2005
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A non-existent yet highly lauded piece of the female anatomy allegedly part of a female's vagina. In reality, this word is derived from two latin words. 'Clit' from the latin name 'Clitus' - who was an over-sensitive and deceitful military commander belonging to the Macedonian nobility, and 'oris' - derrived from the latin word for mouth. The word developed because Clitus was very famous for speaking lies and exaggerating stories of his military victories (hence the 'oris' in the word. Since then 'Clitoris' evolved into a term that stood for a fabrication designed in order to deceive or trick. The name was picked up by an early feminist seeking to find ways to humiliate and belittle her male peers, and saw that the best way to do this was by pretending that there was a part of her body and a part of every woman's body that all men failed to stimulate, and so bring them to 'orgasm.' In this way, men are siultaneously made to look inferior to women (who supposedly can stimulate the 'clitoris') and feel a significant amount of shame and lack of self-worth. The word clitoris was created hand-in-hand with another myth, the female orgasm.
Why can you never stimulate my clitoris properly?

You're obviously a rubbish person if you can't find the clitoris.

Well I can find your penis, why can't you find my clitoris.

by Daniel Butler April 28, 2007
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goofus; one who screws up.
Ray is a goofus. He gave his email URL as sbbcglobal.net when submitting his def for clitoris.
by Raymund David March 22, 2007
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