cuntblock 

when a girl is blocked form getting action

She just got cuntblocked

cuntblock by Big April 3, 2005

catblock 

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

catblock by Chad Baker December 28, 2007

cuntblocker 

Similar to cockblocker, the cuntblocker is one who prevents a women from sex.

"Tina is such a cuntblocker, she interrupted me with a hottie last night."

cuntblocker by mecca chicca June 17, 2009

Clitcock 

When a women's clitoris is so huge and dangly that it resembles a penis.

Yo man, I got in Brenda's pants last night as she's got a gnarly clitcock.

Clitcock by PapaDon1237 October 10, 2009

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

clitlicker 

The Female equivalent of cocksucker referring to the licking of the female clitoris. Refers to a female‘s sexuality.

She's a fuckin clitlicker

clitlicker by SpunkMonkey1974 January 4, 2005

clamblocking 

When a woman wants a man and another woman steps in front and gets him.

A woman in a bar sees a man and wants to pick him up and before she can another woman comes clamblocking and picks him up.

clamblocking by rmcardz February 23, 2011