Top Definition
1. A major fucking annoyance. (People or thing)
2. A term of endearment (Used once the familiarity of the person has exceeded the term "clit-dog" which MUST be used first. There are NO exceptions.)
1. That fucking clit-horse just cut me off! Where's my six gun?
2. Heya Clit-Horse! How's your mom? Still pregnant with my demon seed?
by Vaughn Smith January 05, 2004

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