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One who licks the cliterous as fast and as effectively as possible with the least amount of energy used.
"Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh jonny you are the best at licking my clit and you have set it on FIRE but you still haven't noticed that i'm a man YET!"
by Paul McD July 02, 2005

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