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1. You must first have a well developed mustache.

2. You use your hand to spread the vagtastic lips.

3. She must be pretty wet for the carwash affect.

4. You then proceed to gently bob your head up and down flicking the clit with your nose brushing the clit with your mustache.
NUM NUM NUM, with clit carwash we are bother winners!
by Clit Master Flex May 19, 2011

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