Artificially induced bowel movement. Either with warm water or espresso. Espresso roast is especially recommended before anal sex
because of the deep cleansing effect. One French press
cooled down to body temperature should do the trick. Starbucks
Espresso roast for the upscale poofs
and any other coffee for the rest of us. Usually before engaging with the Schwartz
Howard recommended that this clisma was the most satisfying experience he ever got out of any Starbucks product. The turd place
was really enjoyable after it had been filled with a Venti Caffe Americano.