Clintify
To take the smallest task and mess it up so badly that it looks as if you’ve botched it deliberately, because nobody could be that stupid.
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Clintifixion
The act of committing suicide for no reason by way of a firing squad comprised entirely of Asian gang members to achieve a result that could have been acquired by calling the police to tell them where the guilty Asian gang members live and what they did.
"Did you see that Clintifixion at the end of Gran Torino? I think it was the greatest possible way a movie about the white man's burden could have ended. I was truly moved, because I am indeed that stupid."
Clintifixion by Obs inc July 9, 2017
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Clitify
To be completely taken over, or controlled, by a woman (by sexual means). Seen often in cougar/prey relationships.
Cougar: I plan to clitify that there prey over yonder.
Prey: (upon over-hearing the cougar) I expect to be treated as a man and not a dog. Given that your clitification of me involves no such thing, I should have no problem with it.
Prey: (upon over-hearing the cougar) I expect to be treated as a man and not a dog. Given that your clitification of me involves no such thing, I should have no problem with it.
Clitify by herbification station April 17, 2009
How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026
Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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