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Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

elephant clicking

When a technical person (developer, engineer, scientist, et al.) uses a UI tool to solve a problem instead of the command line or underlying program.

The 'elephant' comes from the PostgreSQL elephant and the many related SQL GUI clients that allow developers to avoid using SQL from the command line for queries. However, this phrase is not limited to PostgreSQL and can refer to any other GUI or related to tool that allows a user to click around to find their way.

This phrase originated at Even Financial, an incomparable Fintech company in the heart of NYC.
Alex: I use the debugger to step-through my code when there's unexpected behavior.

Ross: STOP ELEPHANT CLICKING, YOU ELEPHANT CLICKER!!!

Clinical Depression 

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.
Clinical Depression by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Clinical Homies 

When two or more people have been diagnosed as being absolute homies
Me and my boy boner are CLINICAL HOMIES... more boys more boys!

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.
The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.
The Clinker by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015
My old man spent most of his life in The Clink.
The clink by Belle Savage December 7, 2015