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Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.
I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.
by Meddite November 09, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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see also teggit
Ouch! Teggits
by oracle March 12, 2004
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He's warmer than you think.

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The hair that surrounds a mans anus hole
I have got loads of clinkers
by DanTheMan December 15, 2004
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The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.
After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.
by ataraxis July 05, 2009
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12
the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.
Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed
by ClinkerIsSad June 01, 2010
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One who collects clams
by Bob March 14, 2004
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