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Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Faece (shit) that drys on the hair around the anal region, resulting in crusty brown shit crumbs.
When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker.
by green September 10, 2003
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A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland
geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.
by jarlath January 10, 2006
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(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.
Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!
by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 02, 2004
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the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.
"there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it."
by Bifidus January 27, 2012
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A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

by Mr. Shwizzle January 07, 2009
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