the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
14 more definitions
Top Definition
Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
Faece (shit) that drys on the hair around the anal region, resulting in crusty brown shit crumbs.
When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker.
by green September 10, 2003
the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.
"there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it."
by Bifidus January 27, 2012
Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.
I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.
by Meddite November 09, 2012
A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland
geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.
by jarlath January 10, 2006
A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

by Mr. Shwizzle January 07, 2009

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