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13.
a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure
ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*
by spencer7 June 06, 2003
 
1.
Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
 
2.
A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
 
3.
Faece (shit) that drys on the hair around the anal region, resulting in crusty brown shit crumbs.
When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker.
by green September 10, 2003
 
4.
Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.
I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.
by Meddite November 09, 2012
 
5.
the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.
"there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it."
by Bifidus January 27, 2012
 
6.
A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland
geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.
by jarlath January 10, 2006
 
7.
(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.
Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!
by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 02, 2004