clinically proven 

Clinically proven may mean virtually anything... including nothing. A "clinically proven" statement in advertising is an effective sales pitch, usually a vague claim that requires no hard evidence and isn't easy to disprove. As long as the mandatory "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA (...)" disclaimer is on the label, it's not necessary to have competent and reliable scientific evidence to back it up.

When used along a sensible diet and exercise program, our new eggplant extract is clinically proven to promote weight loss!

clinically proven by Flixxx December 27, 2007

clinically significant other

A significant other defined by an (undesired) medical condition, not by a agreed-upon relationship status.

Combination of "clinically significant" and "significant other."

They were only dating casually, but when he gave her the Clap, he became her clinically significant other.

clinically significant other by Brett Lider February 5, 2009

clinically proven 

We are lying about the effectiveness of this product

Product "y" is clinically proven to be better than "x".

clinically proven by regawsnor August 2, 2016

Clinically Stupid 

Moronic, idiotic, mentally retarded.

"Councillor Jolene Bunting isn't just dumb, she's clinically stupid."

Clinically Stupid by JaydaF January 9, 2018

clinically online 

a person who is completely and utterly addicted to social media and everything that surrounds it.

That guy jeremy is clinically online, what a bender!

clinically online by idui enjoyer January 11, 2022

clinically insane 

someone who's general persona is on the mad side of normal. usually gets involved in acts of lunacy when intoxicated. these people usually deny the extent of their clinical insanity and try to find people who are more clinical than them, or at least claim that others are more mad.

gabe: tom is clinically insane

pete: why

Gabe: cos all he ever goes on about is how crazy everyone else is and last night he went and blew his last 150 pounds on hookers, he even spent twenty on talking to them after hed finished

Pete: yeah thats clinical

clinically insane by yorkshire kiddo April 25, 2011

Clinically Stupid 

A term used to describe someone who gets all psycho and stresses about a boy, sometimes characterised by ‘snap map’ stalking and behaviours similar to an FBI agent, when said person believes a boy does not like them (even thought he probably does) or when said person wants to know if a British soccer boy is seeing yet another freshman.

Kerry, you are clinically stupid, he likes you stop stressing.

Clinically Stupid by Coopla May 19, 2019