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25.
peace of shit that resembles piles (hemeroids).
one you shit, one you shove
thats a big pile, OH its shit!
by Kamron May 11, 2003
 
1.
Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
by vernon dutton January 21, 2004
 
2.
Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
by Drew October 20, 2004
 
3.
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
by will grasmick February 09, 2003
 
4.
Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.
I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
 
5.
little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.
I took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.
by wharf May 07, 2006
 
6.
A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.
by Emblem Parade August 31, 2005
 
7.
1.loser
2.friendly yet annoying
A term used for a social and academic loser who, in a desperate attempt to re-gain popularity, befriends an individual to the near point of stalking them.
dave is a cling-on. Get him away from me
by sunscreen June 23, 2005