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1. clingon
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
by will grasmick Feb 9, 2003 add a video
2. Clingon
A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.
by Emblem Parade Aug 31, 2005 add a video
3. clingon
A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.
"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"
4. clingon
when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly
i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon
by whinney the poo Aug 8, 2003 add a video
5. clingon
When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.
Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon

Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon

Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon

Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
6. clingon
1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.

2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.

3. A grappler.
1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.

2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.

3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
7. clingon
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