::Doctor: Hard to tell at this stage, i might have to shove my finger in there to clearly, but i have to warn you, your either going to find this very disturbing or very pleasurable. Dont worry im a doctor, i know what im doing.
::Fred: ha! umm........k doc.
::Doctor: Okay here goes....oh no!!
::Fred: Problem? Doc?
::Doctor: Nothing, i just hate hate having that clinganal smell on my finger, i constantly have to restrict poking my nose...
::Fred: oh,i know wat you mean doc, give it a couple of days it will rubb off.