shit clipper 

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.

Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!

shit clipper by coke_doggy_dogg March 24, 2008

Clomper 

The name of a fictitious community website that hosts videos. Mentioned in Marc Maron's 2017 stand-up show "Marc Maron: Too Real. Clomper.com hosts 40 episodes of "Turd Journey", "Savage Dicks" and a "Turd Journey" - "Savage Dicks" crossover. There is also Clomper Docs that has documentaries like "One out of nine" about a guy's cat dying. "It's not what it sounds like, it's about more than that."

Have you seen that new show on clomper.com?

Clomper by DamnMonkeys April 19, 2018

Social Climber 

Someone who attempts to climb social classes, usually in regard to popularity, in order to seem cooler and/or more popular themselves. These people will go to any extent to make it to the top, even destroy former friendships.

Person 1: Did you see the invite list to Jimmy's party?

Person 2: Yeah I did, it was so random, it looked like a strange group.

Person 1: Yeah well he invited Chuck and his group.

Person 2: Really? What a social climber. I heard he uninvited Brendan though. Said he was 'too awkward'.

Person 1: That's so dumb, I can't believe that he would do that, talk about throwing your 'friends' under the bus.

Social Climber by Big Trungus 2000 June 10, 2019

trad climber 

A climber who is able to look at himself in the mirror and be reasonably okay with the unbathed figure staring back at him.

I've been doing a lot less drugs since I became a trad climber.

trad climber by psyched will April 24, 2011

pie crimper 

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

pie crimper by Perruzo December 7, 2009

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

beat the chimper by mafungo January 6, 2015

Puerto Rican Fence Climbers 

These are the pointy toed shoes with high platform type heels but are designed for running from the cops and climbing chain link fences in the inner city to get away.

The point of the toe easily goes into the chain link fence to allow for quick fence climbing in your escape from the cops.

That dude has some pointy looking Puerto Rican Fence Climbers.

Puerto Rican Fence Climbers by pete240z March 30, 2010