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1. Polegasm
The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.
I had a polegasm in PE
2. Snathing
The act of using a snathe for sexual pleasure. Mainly shoving or throwing into several different orifices until the point of wanting to climaxing on your own face.
He's climbing in your windows snathing your people up
3. Yosemite Finish
A daring sexual act done by two or more rock climbers. As a male climber ascends a top-rope route, he secretly works himself toward climax. Upon reaching the top, the climber gets the belayer’s attention: making eye-contact the climber proceeds to ejaculate on the belayer’s face.

This act should only be attempted by experienced climbers, prepared to down-climb their route as a Yosemite Finish may result in them being abruptly taken off belay. (It is also highly frowned upon at indoor climbing facilities.)
Dude, I had to down-climb my route Saturday after I gave that girl a Yosemite Finish. She doesn’t want to go climbing with us anymore.
4. The Tuskegee Airmen
A sex act that involves banging to near completion on the bottom mattress of a bunk bed and, just before climax, climbing to the top bunk to drop a poop on the unsuspecting partner below who may (or may not) be "finishing the job" on themselves.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Andy brought that cute bartender home last night and banged the shit out of her?"

Dude 2: "Yeah... He gave her 'The Tuskegee Airmen' and she completely freaked out!"

Dude 1: "I told him not to eat that burrito with the corn salsa..."
5. Bo Hammond
down to earth, yet complicated person who is always willing to offer anything to anyone even at the expense of their own relationship. has never met a stranger, can fix anything has a bad habit of offering to help to many people at once thus stretching themselves to thin. women should beware the male of this species carries a massive reproductive organ, mating has been known to last up to 48 hrs and females can climax repeatedly as many as 63 have been reported in a 12 hour span one such study the female climaxed a half hour after.

has amazing powers of observation, and has enhanced second sight ability.
extra caution should be used when approaching an agitated male will lash out violently and keep attacking even months after until victorious.

simple minded people should avoid the species they are extremely intelligent with very hi IQs reaching well into genius level have been known to cause insanity in the weaker minded from hundreds of miles away.

has a great distaste for television believes the gov. has created it to control the minds of people so that they will give money to an outdated tax law put in place to fund the revolutionary war against great Brittan where we lost our freedom to ourselves and was abolished by the people for the people after the war was won. amazing how the death toll was still climbing years after the war ended???
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