Clinophile

(n.) a lover of reclining, lying in bed

She is a real clinophile.

Clinophile by M.Lmd August 1, 2015

Clinomania

a lazy ass person that stays in bed all the time and has an obsession with their bed.

I have clinomania or i am a clinomaciac...I love to sleep. Love it. It's practically my favourite thing in the world. Unfortunately this means that I am terrible at getting up in the mornings. I have to do it every day, so you'd think I'd have mastered it by now, but no. Every day I stay in bed till the last possible second, and then have to run around like a maniac to make it to work on time. If I just got up ten minutes earlier, my life would be a lot easier, but I just can't bring myself to sacrifice those last few minutes.

Clinomania by Dr. Denny September 21, 2010

clitorference 

To run interference against instances of sexual tension between two lesbians by a third party.

My friend ran clitorference so I wouldn't be hit on by lesbians at the party.

clitorference by kerriK December 18, 2010

clitoral lint 

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites

<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"

clitoral lint by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Clinomania

Clinomania is the "wanting to stay in bed all day".

(John)What are you doing man?

(Jake) Nothing,just dealing with my clinomania.

Clinomania by Love Keeper April 20, 2016

Clio 

Clio is the cutest and funniest person you’ll ever meet. She’s so fkn pretty that everyone wishes they were her. She has lots of talents and it makes people so jealous how perfect she is. If you ever need someone she’ll always be there for you and you’re life wouldn’t be the same without her.

Dude: dude, did u see clio?!?!?!?
Other Dude: ya she’s pretty!!!!¡!!

Clio by Melody G May 18, 2019

Clitoris 

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.

1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.

Clitoris by Verileigh September 9, 2010