A clifford is someone you can rely on. Someone you can trust with anything. Cliffords are usually super tall and handsome. You would be totally lucky if you had a Clifford as your best friend. Alot of girls tend to like Cliffords so you would be even luckier to date one. Most Clifford's are also very smart. Clifford's are also very sporty and good at almost everything they do. They can't see it but they are awesome. You will have to let your Clifford know he is awesome or he will never know. They are one of a kind and very original. You would be lucky to even know one.
Girl 1: "Woah did you see that cute guy, I heard he's on the basketball, soccer & Hockey team! I would love to date him."
Cliffords are "THE" most attractive people on the planet. They are ambitious, intelligent, risktaker, prettyboy, romantic, passionate. Has a great sense of humor with a great personality. The ideal person that you would spend the rest of your life with because you can never find anyone better.
Girl 1: who's that sexy beast over there?
Girl 2: Oh! Judging be his great looks it must be a clifford.
The most ridiculous movie in the world to watch high. No, not Clifford the big red dog. Clifford with Martin Short. You will laugh your ass off at this movie. If your attention wanders for a few minuted, some crazy shit will happen and pull you back in. Trust me.
A: Bro have you ever seen Clifford with Martin Short?
Clifford is a little boy who can't eat sunflower seeds. He has canines that stick out like the Clifford Big Red dog. He's pretty ghetto but thats what gets all the ladies. He's studious but gets into fights, thats why he always has a scar on top of his head. He's so hardcore he battles spiders on his free time.
That Clifford guy is such a gentleman but I get a boner when I see his battle scars.