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Client Number Ten refers specifically to the unknown dope who rented Ashley Dupre right after Eliot Spitzer governated her in the name of the Great State of New York. In more common parlance, the term has come to refer to anyone getting another's sloppy seconds.
-Dude, I heard Henry's been hooking up with Valerie. I thought Tom was banging her.
--Dude, Henry cleans everyone's plate. Even his family calls him Client Number Ten.
-Shameless, that man.
Israel is a heavily aid-dependent communist country in the Middle East. Much like North Korea, it would collapse without massive injections of cash from its' main sponsor (in Israel's case, the US).
Israel only has such a kick-ass military because it recieves 25% of all US foreign aid. America needs to treat Israel like the satellite state it truly is.
To belong to a doctrine or group that suggests it is okay to use force to tactically aquired every resource on the planet either through a client state system or direct rule. Fringe groups (normally Christians) and secrective inner circles also believe that it is Americas divine right to do this.
Tend to explain their actions by praying on the fears and ignorance of a large portion of the masses.
Neo-con think tanks are known for their logical buisness like thinking, forgetting the fact they also come up with social policies too.
Neo-conservatives got elected into the Whitehouse because Americans are too stupid to vote for arguements against them.
Adj. Uninformed about, or in the state of refusing to use, Instant Messenger clients, such as Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, Windows Live Messenger, AIM, etc.
"Is Yusuki still IMgnorant?"
"Yeah, he doesn't use the clients, you'll have to call him."
A state of intense sadness, melancholia or despair that has advanced to the point of being disruptive to an individual's social functioning and/or activities of daily living.
This state os often entered after being caught commiting acts that one would rather have not been caught doing.
My client has not comment to the allegations that have been brought forward as he is in a state of clinical depression.
A state of utter misunderstanding where a client is misinformed by themselves as to the specifications of a product for which they pay.
Most commonly associated with items that have ambiguous meanings, where the client did not take the time to properly investigate a word, or question a sentence.
Symptoms of customer confusion may include:
An exaggerated sense of veracity
Usage of words the client may not be entirely familiar with
Customer confusion is often an untreatable, but sometimes temporary, psychiatric illness. The most common medication, with varying degrees of effect on the illness, is known as customer compensation. This involves providing the confused customer with a portion of a product, or a copy of a product, free of charge, in hopes that it will compensate them for any loss they believe to have incurred through the purchase of your product. In other cases, a full refund may be given, or credit at a store given, instead.
There is no known cure for severe customer confusion.
Client: Why do I only have 5,000,000,000 bytes of data? I'm supposed to have 5,368,709,120 bytes of data!
Supplier: We use the hard drive manufacturer's standard unit size for data measurement.
Client: This is unacceptable! This is fraud! You are defrauding your entire customer base!
Supplier: Sir, I'm sorry, but your contract with us clearly stated that we use this data measurement unit for our products.
Client: But on my computer, data is measured in units of 1024!
Supplier: I'm sorry, but we don't refer to the measurement unit used by software to measure the size of our disks; we use the hard drive manufacter's standard unit size.
Client: I want a refund!
Supplier: I'm afraid we cannot refund you for a used product. We can however either supply you with credit towards your account or supply you with another disk.
Client: Oh, ok. I'll take another disk.
Detailed in the above example is a common case of customer confusion, where a diskette's size is measured in units of 1000 bytes to a kilobyte, 1000 kilobytes to a megabyte and 1000 megabytes to a gigabyte.
Named after Zeewolf. A feeling of total despair and emotional desolation. This feeling must also be expressed habitually and without any hope of improvement to friends and strangers alike in awkward moments of catharsis.
The state of Zee occasionally borders on hatred of any and all things, often resulting in a case of "identification with the oppressor"
Don't go all Zee on me, I've been having a good day and I don't need you to drag me down in the dumps.
Sorry for zeeing, I just needed to get some things off my chest. I'm failing 2 classes, I just lost a client, I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I hate myself, I want to get plastic surgery but I can't afford it, and my rent's due tomorrow.