| 1. | Leroy's Alligator | ||
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A low-income, farm-raised, greasy, scaley, HIV encrusted nigger dick. It got this name from that nigger, Leroy.
Steven: "Man, I was in kindergarden and it was naptime and I was napping ... I woke up and bazoom!! Leroy's Alligator was dangling right in front of my face. I could fucking smell it. It smelled like a dirty puddle."
Bart: "What did you do then?" Steven: "I pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that nigger dick. Muther fucker been pissing with a limp since he was 6.' |
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| 2. | Burged Out | ||
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To fuck up, or fail at naturally occurring situations that the Common Joe would have to go out of their way to ruin.
To be terrible at everything. To fail at every possible level, even existing. "So we were in the middle of having sex and I shat on her bed, I really Burged Out."
"After taking a piss, I forgot to put my dick away. Burged!" "Did you guys hear about Dan? He broke his back trying to suck his own dick! Man, he has been Burging Out a lot lately." |
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| 3. | Black Brown Eye | ||
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To be kicked directly in the asshole with a pointed shoe. Sally bent over to grab a nickle and I gave her a mad crazy black brown eye!!!11
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| 4. | Nat Geos | ||
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Nasty, saggy tits like those you might see on a National Geographic special on Africa. Stan: "Look at the Nat Geos on that granny."
Dan: "Yeah, I bet she lactates rust." Stan: "Dude, really?" |
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| 5. | Madoffed | ||
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To be scammed in a financial, or Ponzi scheme. Money lost is often several millions of dollars. Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?
Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed. |
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| 6. | Fat Chick Prom Night | ||
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When bros choose to hang out at home on a weekend, and eat pizza and ice cream rather than going out and getting shit-faced drunk. Generally a movie or two will be watched during said night. Keith: "what did you do last night?"
Derek: "Had a fat chick prom night with my buddy Sam" Keith: "fags" |
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| 7. | Dramatic IM'er | ||
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A person who will frequently, through an instant message client, exhibit extremely dramatic behavior. More specifically said person will initiate an IM conversation with a curse of some sort like "damn dude" and then pause and patiently await your response of "what?" before continuing with the point. The amount of time this person will wait may vary but quite frequently they will match you one for one on the amount of time you will wait to respond. Sometimes to the point that you both forget that something needed to be said. An initiation like this is almost always followed up by a glass is half empty outlook and some extreme over exaggeration. 2:53:39 PM Philip: fuck
3:07:22 PM Tony: You're not going to tell me until I ask what are you? 3:09:38 PM Tony: Fine... What seems to be the problem Pip? 3:09:40 PM Philip: I don't think we're going to finish this project on time.. I'm pretty sure they're going to put us in front of the firing squad and execute us March 1 at 12:01 AM. 3:09:50 PM Tony: 8===D~ ( . )( . ) 3:09:50 PM Tony: You're such a dramatic im'er |
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