Cockstick: (Noun, Verb)
Refers to an individual who is
rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard.
Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them.
A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red
light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic.
The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for
cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws.
Instead of yelling out "You motherless
cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the
rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the
man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay.
Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly
drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife,
degenerate scum.
Someone who, when you are stopped at a light,
will try to squeeze in through you in order to turn, against the flow of traffic.
Someone who, when they see a one-lane road ahead for any reason: construction, accident, or sinkhole (for example)
will continue in the wrong lane until the last possible inch in order to cut ahead of everyone else who merged when they should have.
These sons of
bitches are both cockstickers of the highest order.
