during sex the person(usuallay the male) takes a huge shit on the other person's(male/female) chest and rubs it all over the person's chest.
person A:lastnite i gave Lisa a nice clevelandsteamer.
person B:what is that?
person A whispers
person B:thats nasty
To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.
Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.
The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.
Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.
The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler
is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion
with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.
While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack
out of her arse
, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl
, got dressed and fucked off
when you take a shit on your partner during sex.
damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.
Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl
; post anal sex fellatio.
Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.
Similar to a Hot Carl
, in that you make a deposit on your partner's torso, most often during fellatio
(if the woman is receiving) or cunningulus
(if the man is receiving). What distinguishes the "Steamer" from the Hot Carl is that following the deposit, you slide back and forth on the deposit to smear it into the partner.
Sheila and I both needed a shower after I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.