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1. cajun steamer
Much like the Cleveland Steamer, the Cajun Steamer involves shitting on the chest of a sexual partner. However, the Cajun Steamer is performed after eating too much cajun food, resulting in massively painful liquid shits that splatter off the chest of the receiver to cover the room in the wonderful aroma of digested cajun food. Extra Cayenne Pepper is a must.
So I was going to give Mindy a Cleveland Steamer last night, but forgot that I had cajun food for lunch. Needless to say, she got pissed when she got hit in the face by the splashes off my Cajun Steamer.
2. Cleveland Brass Band
A sexual act, involving a male partner who defecates on his significant others chest (this can be a male or a female). After dropping the kids off on his receivers chest, the male then has hit dirty asshole eaten out by the receiver, followed by a rusty trombone.
Reggie: I clowned that bitch...after the Cleveland Steamer she ate my ass and then followed it up with a Rusty Trombone!

Terence: That's some shit...sounds to me like a Cleveland Brass Band son.
3. Stuffed Burrito
The stuffed burrito is a sexual act that expands on the already well-known hot-carl. There are four steps involved in this particular act.
First, the man creating the stuffed burrito defecates in his partner's mouth. The feces is considered "the beans" of the burrito.
Generally, the receiver will vomit a little bit, creating a mixture similar to pico de gallo or other salsas.
Third, the performer rotates his anus away from his partner's mouth and sticks his penis into the poop.
Upon climaxing, he shoots his semen into the crap-filled orifice, supplying the burrito's sour cream.
You don't have to love Mexican food in order to enjoy a stuffed burrito.
4. koala steamboat
The koala steamboat is a group sex activity: two participants simulataneously ejaculate in the ears of the of receiver; another urinates on their face; and finally one releases flatulence in their general direction.
The party got zoo-wild last night, koala steamboats all around.
5. Chicago Care Package
One partner fucks the other in the ass with a Bratwurst, causing the receiver to defacate on the Bratwurst. This in turn causes the fuck-er to vomit on the back of the recipient. Next, the two participants sandwich the vomit between their two bodies (like a bun sandwiches a bratwurst), forming an airtight, package-like seal
In the morning, Chris and Brian found themselves glued together after having fallen asleep upon delivery of their Chicago Care Package. Needless to say, the brat was ruined.
6. Cortfuck
When two gay guys are fucking, the giver reaches around and whacks off the receiver.
Garret gave Donnie a Cortfuck.
7. Chinese Fireball
The Chinese Fireball occurs during the act of a rusty trombone or conventional rimjob. While the trombone player is in the act, the receiver gives a reverse hip check, causing ass cheek to face contact, pushing the givers head back. While this happens the reverse yells "Chinese Fireball", simultaneously reaching for a lighter, and flatulating. He then proceeds to ignite the lighter creating a ball of fire in the giver's face, often causeing singed eyebrows, foul odor in face and battered pride.
Joe- "Dude did you shave your ass?"

Mike- "No, I burnt all the hair off when I gave your mom a chinese fireball the other day."

Joe- "that explains her singed eyebrows, foul face odor, and battered pride."
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