|1.||cleveland's front line|
Phrase used to inconpicuously talk about a girl's breats, even if she (or her brother) are listening to you talk. Derived from cleavage. Works well since most people will think you are discussing the Cleveland Browns football team's offensive line.
Man, did you see cleveland's front line?
Clevelands front line is HUGE!
When clevelands front line walks into the room, it attracts alot of attention.
A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.
Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.
Blood bowls, now commonly practiced only in northern Austria, mainly consist of massive male self-mutilation accompanied by female menstruation. The combination of the two was pioneered in 1879 by Grover Cleveland, and was a major selling point during his 1885 presidential campaign. Following his election into office, the "blood bowling" practice spread overseas, being particularly well-received by Austria and Germany, both well known for occasionally delving into dark sexual practices. Following Cleveland's first term, he attempted to shift his political focus from blood bowls to more controversial topics as definition of human rights, but was met with a loss. Cleveland subsequently returned to his roots, reportedly engaging in anywhere from thirty to fifty blood bowls a day. His second attempt at a second term, in 1893, was a success - he took to performing blood bowls in public, rousing his supporters into an unstoppable rage of gory arousal. Four years of debauchery followed Grover Cleveland's reelection, but the exhaustion of his service proved to be the undoing of his sinister sexual practice. Blood bowling's popularity dropped rapidly in all regions of the world except northern Austria, where it is still "enjoyed" to this day.
Blood bowls, which must be undertaken in any sort of large bowl or urn (hence the name), are commonly, yet logically associated with sadomasochism. The male must begin the ritual by first severing his erect...
Cleveland Brown From Family Guy
Cleveland ~ You touched me in a way that if Loretta touched me like that I'd say, That's nasty
Cleveland ~ I promised Loretta I would trim the bushes, then get tender with her.
Chief Wahoo is the mascott for the Cleveland Indians.
The Indians had a kick ass team from 1994 until around 2002 then they started to fall apart. They are still a damn good franchise and the city of Cleveland wouldn't be the same without them.
As always there are many haters out there that try to bash Chief Wahoo. They tend to be Native groups or ultra liberal activist groups that are set out to burn all white males and piss on our ashes. I personally do not see how naming a beloved team after a group of people is raciest. When people name a team, they give them a proud name that is a symbol of strength and power.
I can't stand all of these liberal player haters fighting to destroy Chief Wahoo and any other American tradition. If they care so much about society, maybe they should clean up Cleveland's Public schools.
A city in Ohio. Also known as Clevelandtown. Under construction since 1868. Cleveland's economy is mostly based on Lebron James. Every citizen in Cleveland still uses payphones and has at least two DUI's. The water in Cleveland is so filthy that its rivers can catch on fire. Its main export is crippling depression. All the flats in Cleveland look like they're from a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't stop or slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. FUN FACTS: 1.Cleveland leads the nation in drifters. 2. Most of the food in Cleveland is prepared near the street. 3. Cleveland only has two buildings. 4. At least it's not Detroit.
Gentleman 1: What's that barren wasteland beyond the horizon?
Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago.
|7.||The Cleveland Show|
A new and upcoming spinoff of family guy's character Cleveland Brown. In this show he gets married to his highschool love Donna. They have two kids, and cleveland's son cleveland jr. who for some reason is really fat instead of being hyperactive. I personally liked the hyperactive cleveland jr. better. This show doesn't look that good, however. It looks dull, and looks just like family guy but with black main characters, and some new neighbors. Also, cleveland was the most boring character on family guy, and making a spinoff with him as a main character doesn't look that great. Family guy was a way better entertaining and more funny show. I hope they don't abandon it just to make this crappy looking spinoff.
The Cleveland Show looks just like that old show The X's that got canceled within a few months.
The Cleveland Show looks like an epic fail waiting to happen.